Inner peace

Saturday January 17, 2004 at 9:19 am

A good friend of mine forwarded this to me the other day.  If you were wondering how to achieve a true inner peace in your life, look no further — the answer is right here.

 

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace…

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished…and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel…

 

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace…



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