Nine things I hate about everyone
Tuesday April 27, 2004 at 1:58 pm
A friend of mine from work (the same one who sent me the Ghetto resume) forwarded this to me last week. It's one of those lists that we often see pertaining to common events in life that don't always make sense (like Have you ever wondered…).
Without further ado, here are nine things I hate about everyone.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal. Where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their ass!
5. When people say "Did you see that?" while watching a film. No, loser… I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "Life is short." What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
jason
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