The classifieds

Tuesday January 4, 2005 at 5:57 pm

Some of these are true classics.  Via Dawn.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

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FREE PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out awhile.. better be reward.

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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED… Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.


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