Air Force One

Friday February 25, 2005 at 5:54 pm

The president, Condi, and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.  George looks at Condi, chuckles, and says, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Condi shrugs her shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Cheney says, “Of course, then I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says to his copilot, “Such big shots back there…  Hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 49 million people very happy.”



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