But I will anyway.

I truly do despise finding joy in the misfortune of others.

ROFLMAO!  You thought I was serious?

That is SO not true.  I think finding joy in misfortune is human.  It doesn’t have to be the misfortune of others — but it sure as hell feels better that way, eh?

Here’s the e-mail I got from Nathalie and the picture that shows what she’s talking about.

Glorious! I thought I’d share with you guys what it is like to live in my shoes. This is the scene that awaited me this morning when I woke up. I did not touch anything. It is all my Jack Russell Peyote’s doing. No staging. Just a dog with a vision (I guess!) I had to pry the thing off my seat with a spoon. And y’all thought you had problems…