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Christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged

Posted on Dec 10, 2005 by jason

Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…

Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

Autistic — Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock…

Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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