The koala and the little lizard
Saturday April 29, 2006 at 7:00 am
A koala is sitting up a gum tree
smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says
“Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint,
come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next
to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
“dry” and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little
lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got
too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says,
“Hey you!”
So the koala looks down at him and says:
“Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude… How much water did you drink?!!”
[via Nathalie]
jason
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April 29th, 2006 at 11:52 am
that’s hysterical