That’s the most absurd thing I’ve ever read

Continuing the mindless diatribes by creationists attempting to argue against evolution using empty gibberish founded upon a complete lack of knowledge and understanding, I stumbled on two letters to the editor that were printed despite their horrifically inaccurate representations of science and general logic that besmirches intelligent thought.  Because both will undoubtedly scroll off that page when the next set of letters is published, I am reprinting them here for your convenience, after which I shall respond.

Evolution is a big lie

To the Editor:

It’s interesting to watch people with supposedly “advanced degrees” make statements argumentum ad baculum (argument by stick -my way or the highway) about evolution and to adamantly suggest that it is a “science”. Nothing could be further from the truth. Evolution, in order to be true must be like Relativity and “frames of reference for uniformly moving objects”. In other words, it must apply to everything in our known universe and it must apply to all areas of science.

Unfortunately, I have yet to see where the laws of thermodynamics or the laws of physics “evolved”. Constantly we are bombarded by intolerant biologists who tells us how the world works with so much hand waving but no hard core science which is seen at the physics level. To suggest that the laws of physics “evolved” using Darwin’s model is a wasted discussion.

Furthermore, it is highly evident that in this “evolution” mindset, no one has undertaken any serious studies in probability. It’s extremely common and convenient for people to talk about how things somehow worked out but at the molecular and physics level, applying a bit of combination/permutation math, one can easily see questions that have never been asked. Anyone who has dabbled with organic chemistry (via flash cards for an exam) will quickly see that adding or moving one atom can make a huge difference. Just saying that both the particular atomic combination and the laws of physics governing the binding forces (electron level) are a product of evolution explains nothing and is again nothing but hand waving. It’s like education speaker Alfie Kohn repeatedly saying at GMU recently “research shows” and then providing no verbal data or slides to prove the point.

Evolution is a false paradigm and the rabid defenders would do the world of science much good by “ferme la grande bouche” and letting others dissent. They would also do themselves a great favor by reading Eisenstein’s book on the printing press where she repeatedly points out how corrections to early publications were solicited, not suppressed as we are seeing here.

You cannot have randomness. If you do, you can never science (know) a subject because there is no pattern and no law governing that phenomenon since it is random. If these people would stand back and consider all of the elements, the plants, the animals, think about these items at the atomic level and then ask, “how in the world did this all work out?” with a mind towards probability, they will soon realize, as the gays should, that evolution is a big lie.

John Miller
Sterling

 

Flavor design

To the Editor:

Coke and Pepsi spend millions annually to concoct new soft drink flavors. Yet despite their best efforts, the simple extract of the kola nut remains by far the most popular.

Cola’s status as the most popular soda flavoring could not have been driven by natural selection, since soda water was invented only three centuries ago. Three centuries is simply too short a period for either the kola tree or humans to adapt to such a development. Thus the kola tree (or man, for that matter) could well have been the product of intelligent design.

Chocolate for candy and vanilla for ice cream are also simple flavorings whose popularity stand the test of time. And they too were applied to foodstuffs too recently for evolution to propel their tastiness.

Does this disprove Darwin? Hardly, but it does call into question the notion that all life is the result of “survival of the fittest”.

Nat Kidder
Ashburn

Sadly, both are excessively verbose when they can be dismissed so easily.

Science does not work in a way that means all branches must interact with all other branches.  On the contrary, while all processes must adhere to the physical laws since they govern all matter and its interactions, those same laws are not subject to the biological process of evolution.  To attempt evisceration of evolution because the law of gravity did not evolve is as silly as attempting to disregard gravity because it does not procreate, consume, respire, or adhere to any other biological process.  It’s more than silly: it’s blatant ignorance, if not sheer stupidity.

You see, there is no requirement one aspect of a branch of science must apply uniformly to all other aspects of all other branches.  That is utter and complete nonsense; meaningless drivel proffered by the inept in the hopes of obfuscating their own lack of understanding and misplaced belief in a theistic answer to the natural order.  While some aspects of science must apply to all others (e.g., everything must adhere to the physical sciences since they govern all physical matter), not all science governs all other science.  For example, Einstein’s General Relativity does not govern the force of gravity on very small scales.  Since it does not apply to quantum phenomenon, it must be false.  Another example is that only heat energy must follow the laws of thermodynamics, but gasses and liquids do not.  Does that make it a false scientific premise?  Of course not.

Modern evolutionary synthesis describes a biological process that governs life.  It is no way an attempt to describe how general relativity works, how gravity came to be, how waves move and act, or how molecular chemistry uses atoms in various combinations to form materials that are not pure elements.  There is absolutely no requirement that it define anything other than what it meant to define: the processes that govern life.  Unless we expand his premise to include all scientific matters, including the other 99.9% with which he undoubtedly agrees, it is meaningless and counterproductive, not to mention indicative of blatant dishonesty or obliviousness.  For someone who likes to speak so highly above his own learning, doing so convinces no one of anything except his own lack of understanding on the subjects about which he speaks.

“You can never have randomness.”  Excuse me?  Werner Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle, a proven aspect of quantum mechanics which governs all things everywhere, would argue differently.  Randomness is a given in the cosmos, an integral part of chaos theory and quantum mechanics and geology and biology and chemistry and physics and cosmology and — well, everything.

And realize “as the gays should” that evolution is a lie?  Dare I ask where that came from other than bigotry, hatred and intolerance?  Overall, his entire diatribe is representative of anti-science balderdash.  It shows a tremendous lack of comprehension about the scientific principles he attempts to distort for his own purposes.

As for the idea of flavor design, I’ll give you a moment to laugh.  Go ahead.  I’ll wait.

Now that you have that out of your systems, let me address this one.  What hysterical nonsense!  This is an attempt to explain away evolution using concepts of flavor that occur naturally and have certainly existed far longer than civilization.  There is no need for the vanilla, cocoa or kola plants to have adapted in the last three centuries.  Quite the contrary is true: humans found the flavors as they existed naturally, realized they generated tastes more than compatible with the majority of human palates, and capitalized on the plant extracts.

To continue her analogy in defense of intelligent design, we must also assume water evolved to fulfill our needs, dirt evolved to grow our crops, rain evolved to replenish our wells, bread evolved to hold our sandwich fixings, and so on.  It’s laughable at best.  None of these things are true, nor is the idea that these various plants evolved their flavors specifically because it would attract humans.

Again, her arguments are moot because only true gibberish could provide less accurate information.  What of cows, vegetables, chickens, and other foods we eat?  Did they evolve to fall prey to us, or did we discover them in their natural state and realize they had a tasty appeal for most people?

To both writers, I would recommend climbing back under the scientific rock that has obviously kept them from any reasonable understanding of what they chose to discuss.  The letters demonstrate only ignorance, not knowledge, and they do an injustice to the readership by confusing fact with fiction, science with malarkey, and reason with insanity.

Waiting for my call

I received a contact submission yesterday that is rather interesting, one to which I have no intention of replying.

i am being professionally hacked by?????. the hacker accidentally sent me docs of the hack -if i understand them aol was a willing participant using aol /aim together

my phone is xxx-xxx-xxxxx
leave a message and i will call from anotherbphone [sic] -i am not a computer whiz-many bizare [sic] details-city and state -later-john

How very interesting.  I suspect this man found me by one or more of the AOL-related posts here, most likely one regarding an AOL hack that I wrote more than three years ago.

It’s a rather bizarre piece of work.  A hacker would not accidentally send anyone documentation of their activities.  If such a thing happened, the perpetrator is a script kiddie who can be stopped rather easily and arrested in short order.

As for AOL being a willing participant in a hack, they have certainly been so in the past, from employees selling account information to spammers to the MANY examples given in the previously linked article.

Even if I were interested in his story or otherwise advising him about this, do you really think I would blindly call his number and wait for him to call me back — from another number?  I don’t think so.

I suspect poor John will be waiting a long time for my phone call.  In the meantime, I’d suggest he contact AOL about his concerns, get a good antivirus and personal firewall for his PC, contact a local PC support company and have them do a security check of his computer, and definitely stop engaging total strangers on the internet with the idea that they will have his best interests in mind.  Consider the opportunity this could afford me to engage in nefarious activities with his PC and his life…

Must be the end of the world

I assure you that this tiny cosmic coincidence must surely be a sign that there is a divine creator who runs the whole show.  Think about it (and understand this only works in America where we write the date with month first and day second): Wednesday morning at three seconds after 1:02 AM, the entire universe will implode because it will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

Get your affairs in order now.

Random Thought

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

— P. G. Wodehouse

No air conditioning

I finally decided yesterday to turn the air conditioner on at home when the inside temperature surpassed 80° F (26.7° C).  With uncomfortably high humidity to augment the heat, I realized sweating inside my own abode was not a good idea, although I’d not been home all day and didn’t realize until late in the evening just how hot it was.  I know The Kids were not bothered by it as they have a greater degree of tolerance for temperature variations.  Likewise, I also knew there was no way I could sleep with it being that hot.

I flipped the switch on the thermostat and set about getting ready for bed: spending a bit of “good night time” with each of The Kids, brushing and flossing, getting undressed, giving The Kids fresh food and water, and so on.  Thirty minutes later, once I’d completed my activities and was ready to hit the sack, I was still aware of how uncomfortable it was, so I went back to the thermostat to check on our progress.  With the air conditioner running the entire time, imagine my dismay when I saw it was actually warmer by one degree than it had been prior.  I immediately walked to one of the vents and checked the outflow.  Yes, there was plenty of air blowing, but it was room temperature at best.  I mentally noted that I should call and have it repaired today, then I turned it off and went to bed.

What misery.  I tossed and turned all night long because it was unbearably hot and I was forced to wallow in my own sweat, not to mention how much worse the situation was made when any of The Kids came into contact with me.  Their normal temperatures are hotter than ours, so physical contact simply added to my own distress and made me feel hotter than just the wretched lack of air conditioning caused.

Needless to say, as I told Rick and Jenny earlier as we were preparing to go to lunch, I am essentially stupid today because I didn’t get much sleep (perhaps a total of an hour or two when added up, but even that was split into very small increments as I was awake more often than not).  In expected fashion, Rick was sure to remind me that at least today I had an excuse for being stupid.

Finally, by 2:00 PM this afternoon (that’s 2:00 PM CDT given the time change last night, something I didn’t address until this morning and which certainly added to my confusion), they were able to charge the compressor and get cold air pumping through the vents.  Thankfully it was that simple, and I’m now enjoying a much more comfortable home.  I imagine tonight I’ll sleep well and for an extended period of time.