An unexpected road trip

After my work schedule changed and I found myself not on call this weekend, I moved some of the annual vet visits back.  But now I have something else to do this weekend: a road trip to Lake Tawakoni about 50 miles (80 kilometers) outside of Dallas.

Why am I going there?  To see a spider web, but not just any spider web.

Entomologists are debating the origin and rarity of a sprawling spider web that blankets several trees, shrubs and the ground along a 200-yard stretch of trail in a North Texas park.

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Spider experts say the web may have been constructed by social cobweb spiders, which work together, or could be the result of a mass dispersal in which the arachnids spin webs to spread out from one another.

Although the article has a small photo, it’s not very impressive because of its size and angle.

Imagine a series of interconnected spider webs 200 yards (183 meters) long that span from the top of the trees to the ground.  Better yet, think of it this way: it’s as long as two football fields placed end to end, and it’s as tall as the tallest tree along the path.

Imagine the sight of it!

I have to see it for myself.  And I will be taking photos.

But why am I rushing out there when it’s already been pointed out the web will likely last until autumn?  Because I want to see it before the weather and/or people destroy it.

Anyway, check this out:

“At first, it was so white it looked like fairyland,” said Donna Garde, superintendent of the park about 45 miles east of Dallas. “Now it’s filled with so many mosquitoes that it’s turned a little brown. There are times you can literally hear the screech of millions of mosquitoes caught in those webs.”

Cool!  Awesome, dude!

I can’t wait.  I intend to go either Saturday or Sunday morning depending on the weather and park hours, though I suspect Sunday morning would be best.

I will share with you whatever photos I can of this monstrous wonder of nature.

[Update] Check out this much larger version of that original photo shown in the CNN article linked to above.  The biggified version gives much better detail.  Spectacular!  I can’t wait to see it.

Oh, and the species has been identified.  It’s the Southeastern Social Cobweb Spider (Anelosimus studiosus), a communal arachnid that lives in colonies of vast numbers (e.g., there was a nest that “measured over 25 feet in length, 6 – 8 feet in width, and 4 – 5 feet in height and may have contained over fifty thousand spiders.”).

[Update 2] A different photo of the web from the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.  My excitement is growing at the very idea of seeing in person such a fantastic natural wonder.  I can’t wait to feel its presence surrounding me, to let my senses feast on the experience.

[Update 3] There now appears to be more confusion and discussion regarding the species and the web itself.  It might not be a communal structure after all, but instead might be the remnants of a dispersal event involving countless spiders, each moving on to its own destiny (perhaps from the family Tetragnathidae (Long-jawed Orb Weavers).  The mystery grows as the investigation balloons.

Random Thought

If you talk to the animals, they will talk to you,
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys.

— Chief Dan George

I’m not a happy camper

“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is one my favorite movies.  Of all time!

So why in the world would Keanu Reeves be chosen to play Klaatu?  If anything, he should be Gort, the robot.

But Klaatu?  Gimme a break.

Okay, I’ll admit there’s the tiniest of possibilities he can pull this off, but that is such a minuscule percent of the whole that it’s almost not worth mentioning.  Klaatu (originally played by Michael Rennie) is stately, refined, equal parts magnificently approachable and eerily standoffish.  Reeves?  Ha!

I will of course see the film.  I own the original.  But like the remake of “The War of the Worlds,” I suspect I’ll be so disgusted that I’ll have to toss up a lung just to get through it.

Keanu Reeves as Klaatu!?!?  WTF!?

Now’s when we need to be saved.  Say it with me: “Klaatu Barada Nikto.”

Talk about confusing asshattery with acting… or diarrhea with depth.

Random Thought

How long will it take humankind to learn to be truly humane and kind to every human and every other being?
Hatred can never cease by hatred.
Hatred can only cease by love.
This is an eternal law.

— The Buddha