Because Negra Modelo tastes best when ice cold, I placed one in the freezer so it could chill.

I got busy and forgot about it.

When I remembered, I wasn’t sure how long it had been in there.

I immediately pulled it out.

It looked like some of it was frozen, although I couldn’t tell precisely.

So I shook it.

Looked and sounded mostly like liquid.  I guessed it had a wee bit of ice only at the top.

I assumed it was still drinkable and didn’t need to thaw.

So I opened it.

There’s something about explosive decompression coming from a beer bottle that lends itself to new dance moves, all manner of cussin’, and a distinct feeling of stupidity.

‘Nuff said.