Praying to find that special someone

My best friend sent this to me a few days ago.  I believe the prayers explain it all in a gender-specific style.

 

Women's prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh!  Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
and never attempt to hit on my friend
Amen.

Men's prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.

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