While visiting Idle Words today, I noticed — oddly enough, for the first time — a link entitled “Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About” with a note under it saying, “Milk will shoot out your nose.”

Not one to pass up any opportunity to have bovine lactic secretions explore the inscrutable regions of my sinus cavities, I of course had to visit the link…

…and laughed my ass off.

These people are truly dysfunctional in the most entertaining of ways.  You have to go read the page for yourself.  It’s rather long (indicating clearly that these people have been together far too long and should never have been together in the first place).  Take your time and try to enjoy the voyeuristic view of someone else’s problems.

Here’s the link: Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About