From The Onion:

NEW YORK—The stars of the popular Bravo reality show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy spoke out Monday against the recent rash of vigilante homosexual makeover groups, whose members, while often well-meaning, have left hundreds of Americans inappropriately and even tragically made-over.

Oh the travesty of it all…  "Reports indicate that roving bands of homosexuals have forcibly de-cluttered the homes of thousands of clumsy fashion hostages since the summer of 2003…"

While I understand the homosexual urge to aid those in fashion and decorating despair, not all of us are capable of aiding the most desperately needy among us — the heterosexual male.  This report is disturbing.

[via Jenny]