Stop everything else you’re doing right now and go read Mr. Bush, You Can Stop Protecting Me Now.  No, I didn’t mean later.  GO READ IT NOW!

Mr. Bush, I’ve decided the price is too high for my conscience. If Gitmo – and the torture and denial of due process accompanying it – is a necessary part of protecting me, I hereby officially release you from the obligation. I’m opting out of this protection racket you’ve set up. Think of me as just one less tile on the human shield you’ve created, using the safety and fear of American citizens to hide behind while you seize more power.

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Besides, I’ve seen New Orleans on TV. Color me unimpressed with your ability to protect me while you strip away my rights. Even if I were willing to cower and cringe and hurl my notorious “freedoms” in your lap willynilly, you’d hardly be the “protector” first on my speed dial. (Don’t believe me? Check out my calls in the bloated vacuum bag attached to your illegal NSA operations.)

It only gets better.  GO READ IT NOW!