I get a lot of spam: at least 30 messages per day.  Most of this digital flotsam is sent to the e-mail address associated with all of my various internet domain registrations.  Illegal though it may be, it still happens.

Once in a while — this is quite rare indeed — a piece of this unsolicited marketing is found to be humorous.  Mind you, I don’t read all of it, but I do read a few bits of it here and there when something grabs my attention.  Mostly I just scan through it and delete it.  In rare cases like this, I have to share it.

The following is from an e-mail I just received.  I can’t tell you what the product is as there is no indication in the message (that’s VERY bad marketing), but I found it too entertaining not to share.

Does this sound familiar when you are having sex?
.. please don’t come yet… please..oh god..no…no..no..yes..yes.. SHIT I came… Not again…