It’s time for the weekly quiz.  Were this scientifically accurate, I would be frightened.  Actually, I am frightened because, so far as generalizations go, this is very close to the truth.  Still, I assumed I would be more abnormal than a measly 56%.  I find that somewhat disappointing.

You Are 56% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom’s basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

I’m alive.  While I wish I could say I’m feeling much better, such a proclamation would be untrue.  I’m working from home today as I’m still under the weather.  I can report that I don’t feel as poorly as I did yesterday.  When one is scraping the bottom of the misery barrel, any improvement is worthy of mention.

All I want to do is sleep.  I have far too much to get done at work to indulge that fantasy, though.  Isn’t it time for me to win the lottery?  Being independently wealthy sure sounds like a better idea than the daily grind.

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth