If we can’t impeach or censure Bush for repeated and blatant lying to the American public on a great many topics, illegally spying on us contrary to our constitutional rights and without judicial oversight, endorsing torture, murder and blatant human rights violations, infringing our freedom of speech by forcing contrary thought into free-speech zones, infringing our freedom of religion by forcing Christianity down the throats of all Americans, inciting a culture war against gays, lying about the threat of Hurricane Katrina and ignoring the death and destruction that followed, recklessly endangering the lives of American troops and civilians, driving the American economy into an historic deficit, pandering to big business at the expense of the American people, and other serious violations of public trust and the covenant of good faith and fair dealing between the electorate and the U.S. President, then someone should give the man a blow job.  That’s all it took to impeach Clinton.

Any volunteers?