If you thought I was being honest, you’re a fool — an April’s fool to be precise.  That was entirely nonsense.  I tried to be serious so as to offer a real gag, but I couldn’t help but go well beyond what would be considered reasonable for me.

Accepting religion?  Forsaking The Kids?  Turning my back on science?  Come on.  Don’t be daft.

There is no god and I am its prophet.