Some apparently didn’t get the memo I just sent.  I bet all the astrologers, numerologists, and panic stricken Christians are just wetting themselves.  Well look at that: they are!

PREGNANT Melissa Parker is battling to have her baby induced before June 6 as she is terrified of giving birth to the DEVIL.

Superstitious Melissa said her blood ran cold when told her child was due on 06/06/06 or 666 — the number of the beast.

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“Every day I wake up feeling something bad will happen. I’m terrified the birth will go wrong or the child will have evil in him or her. Even worse my beautiful baby could be the devil himself — the anti-Christ.”

What’s worse: That she takes herself seriously?  Or that she’s going to be a mother?