It’s time for a new series.  Why let junk rot in private when you can share it with the world?

I was touring the plethora of writing tasks on my plate right now and came across some items whose age demeans their applicability.  In fact, some are humorous in retrospect.  Without further explanation or context, I offer this view of the many never-saw-the-light-of-day projects on my plate.  Note that I did not clean them up, add links to references from previous posts, or anything else; I’m posting exactly what is in the drafts at this time.

The quick-hit description: “A compilation of drafts too long in the tooth to survive in the wild, so they are presented here in memoriam of works unwritten.”