Friday quiz time, and this week I chose a really fun little number.  If you take it, answer honestly if you want it to come up with the best guess (although again, these tests are not really scientific).  And enjoy yourself (pun intended).  By the way, I make no claims as to the accuracy of my results.

Let there be no doubt in your mind that I laughed my ass off at the response below.  After that, I laughed and laughed and laughed until I nearly peed my pants as I read through all of the other possible answers.  I’ve linked to the recommendations and “always avoid” in my results plus my overall favorites at the end of this post.  Enjoy!

The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm) Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy. You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too. Your exact opposite: The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare. If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection. ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger CONSIDER: The Bachelor, The Poolboy Link: The 32-Type Dating Test

Now, some of the more entertaining results possible: The Hornivore, The Backrubber, The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Boy Next Door, The Manchild, The Vapor Trail, and The Last Man on Earth.  Here’s something to note: These are all links to the gay version of the responses.  You can switch to the straight version by opening them and changing the last number of the URI to 1 (it’s set to 2 for the gay profiles).  Also look at the bottom of the page once you’ve opened it for a list of all the possible answers.  Once you’ve opened one and set it to the sexual preference of your choice, you can read all of them from there.  There are sixteen for each gender and a total of 32 in each sexual preference (with only minor differences between the two versions).  There’s not one of them that didn’t make me laugh in some small way.

I only linked to the gay male profiles I found entertaining, but there are several of the female profiles that are hysterical (start with Genghis Khunt and work your way up [again, pun intended]).  And don’t let reading all the possible answers keep you from taking the test.  Mileage may vary, but I assure you being honest will provide an entertaining result.