Category Archives: The Kids Photos

If he’s sick, he doesn’t know it

This is Kazon right after we got home from the vet this morning.  If he’s sick, he sure as hell doesn’t realize it.  Oh, and if that’s what he looks like after losing 20% of his body weight, he must have been fat, huh?

Needless to say, he’s just fine and didn’t drop all that weight.  He never had it to drop.

Kazon crouched down on top of a box of cat litter (150_5068)

Give it to me or I’ll take it by force

That’s Loki‘s motto.  When he wants attention, he’s going to get attention.  Period.  Either you give it to him willingly or he takes it from you.  While he’d prefer the former, he has no qualms with the latter.

It’s essentially the Andre Linoge syndrome from Stephen King’s Storm of the Century: “Give me what I want and I’ll go away. […] I assure you I can punish.”

Loki standing on his hind legs so he can grab my hand (105_0507)

[that’s Grendel making a below-the-radar pass in the lower-right corner]

I know you didn’t

He’s all: “I know that bowl ain’t empty.  Uh-uh…”

Finger waves arrogantly in front of my face.

Then he’s like: “Was there cereal in that bowl?  For your sake, you better hope not…”

Head works from side to side as though disconnected.  Jason dutifully refills bowl with a bit of cereal and milk to avoid injury.  Cat appears sated for now.

Grendel standing on the coffee table near an empty bowl (109_0925)

[Grendel; replete with two snaps and a wiggle]