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We like helping

Imagine when time comes to put clean sheets on the bed.  Around these parts, that’s a weekly event.  This is the kind of help I get.  Just putting the first sheet around the mattress is an exercise in patience and strategic maneuvering.  And once it’s on. . .  Well, see for yourself.

That’s Kako on the left at the foot of the bed, Kazon on the right at the head of the bed, and Loki hiding in the cat tunnel beside the bed—and he was just waiting for an opportunity to join in the fun, something he promptly did as soon as this picture was taken.

Kako, Kazon and Loki helping me put new sheets on the bed (141_4108)

Beware all ye who enter here

THE TIME: This morning around 5:30 A.M. CST.

THE SCENE: I lay in bed curled beneath covers warmed of my own body heat, freezing temperatures outside the walls of the cavern, cooling temperatures inside, my head resting on pillows and my body set upon its side, and five cats spread about me in various poses of comfortable sleep.  Kazon huddled under the blankets and pressed firmly against me, his head resting gently upon my arm, his occasional purr-snore breathing rising to barely audible levels.  Vazra, curled in a ball and recognizable only as a lump of respiring fur, lay wedged against my back in what I assumed to be an attempt to hold me in place and prohibit a too-early rising.  Grendel and Kako rested betwixt my legs intertwined in a ball of limbs and tails so tightly woven that a knot of wet, heated plastic wrap clumsily fisted together would be easier to untangle, a passionate embrace so powerful that it can render two cats as one.  Loki lazed heavily against my feet in a black-and-white peace unbecoming one so evil and powerful.

My mind registered only cursory senses.  The dark appeared as much a lack of light as a sleepy mind wishing to ignore the world for yet another hour… just one more hour.  My head, the only part of me protruding from under blankets and sheets tasked with ensuring my warm contentment, declared the cold had settled in around the bed and threatened to attack at the first signs of life, so I tended my own safety through a conscious-unconscious decision: I shall take shelter here amongst these felines and linens, and I shall be safe.  My ears heard only the sweet song of sleeping predators.  My skin felt Kazon’s heat pressed firmly against me as we hunkered together, and it also told me of the other cats, each in their place, each finding in the moment respite and rejuvenation.

THE EVENT: From outside the front door came a racket so piercing and dire as to be the end of the world.  Chorused by barking squirrels declaring imminent threats to their own well-being—or were they shouting and applauding combatants employed in a show of entertaining struggle?—there came a raucous sound of screaming cats locked in battle with one another, howls and hisses and shrieks and shouts of a nature so violent, so frightful, so unrelenting that one could scarcely believe animals capable of such noises.  And it seemed all too close, perhaps right outside our cave’s entrance where neighborhood felines busied themselves in a tussle, a battle to the death even, as crowds cheered on the gladiators and their final combat.

Each of my senses leaped to high-availability mode, each straining to accept whatever raw input they could find, each wishing to know what manner of hell might be taking place nearby.  In turn, each of the cats sleeping on and around me likewise awoke, each of them hearing the call of brethren cries, each of them tasting in the sound the bitter passion of conflict.

Before my body could react, and even as my mind willed my muscles to secure my movement and carry me forth, five felines responded in kind.  They jumped to their feet and trampled me under paw while scrambling to be the first to investigate the tumult occurring right outside our safe haven.  Had feline feet been made of heavy stone, I would have been crushed against the pallet upon which I slept, my body squashed by a throng of animals put on high alert by what they were hearing and by that which set them into a furious dash.

After the commotion of exodus left me alone, I rose from bed, grabbed a robe in which to wrap my bruised and battered self, and made my way to the living room.  Casting a bit of strategic light into that once dark space, all the while listening to the bloody rampage taking place a stone’s throw away and separated from us by our own cave’s entrance, I set my eyes upon all five of the home’s protectors.  Their moods alight, their nerves on edge, their senses focused on the door, the five of them sat in a nervous semicircle of astute attention.  Mayhem had come to our home, violence took shape right outside the door, and none of them was able to resist the call to investigate, to prepare, and to wait and watch and listen.

Before I reached the gaping maw leading from our world to the rest of the universe, scrambling bellows announced a hasty retreat by the warring factions who dared to invade our space and our sleep.  Yet I reached the door, unlocked it, and cast an eye through the narrow space offered by the small opening created by pulling the massive stone but a breath away from the cave walls.

Nothing.  While darkness lay atop everything my senses could behold, nary a sign of the battle nor its warriors was seen.  Battle lines had collapsed and enemies had fallen back.  The world again had become silent, for even those witness to the gladiatorial fight had returned to the shadows and silenced their voices.  We had missed the show, had arrived too late to the arena.

I closed the door with a silent thud as the heavy stone fell against the rock face.  After securing the cave entrance lest we be attacked without notice, I turned to the five who remained in place, eyes wide, ears erect and rotating in radar-like motion as they swept the area for sound, and I could see the nervousness in each of them.  Our sacred peace had been violated, our rest interrupted.  There would be no more sleep this day, at least for me, and they too would not sleep for some time, nerves afire with predatory instincts, hearts drumming the ancient beat of wild beasts too close to the edge of scathe to back down, fearful of invading marauders and ready to do battle to protect their own.  It was the same look I see in them when one of them cries out, perhaps in pain or frustration, and the rest come running, their blood pumping a willingness to attack throughout their bodies, their reflexes engaged to protect and fight.

THE WARNING: This is indeed a home of dangerous predators whose family nature calls them to duty.  Always willing to do battle, always ready to protect their own, and always prepared to hold their ground to defend home and loved ones…  Beware all ye who enter here.