An ode

an ode I now to you write
to tell of inner strife and pain
to my heart you are the light
and all my life is had in vain

my love for you knows bounds not
with my heart your games you play
to be and then to be not
never mean you what you say

friends, more than, friends again
my heart breaking all the while
remember not I when these begin
sustaining me your warm bright smile

say I time and time over
love you I do, believe me no
ask again I be my lover
why not — do not you know

[circa 1987]

Did I develop this site myself?

Yes and no.  The site engine is based on PostNuke, an open-source PHP– and MySQL-based content management system (CMS).  The version running on xenogere / strange behavior / is heavily modified and customized.  It's also been merged with custom server-side and PHP code for management and other back-end functions.

As for the interface design, I'm afraid I have to take responsibility for that (or claim credit, if you like it).

I'm what you might call "artistically challenged" (as the site indicates).

Still, I did my best to come up with something that I could live with and that was somewhat presentable.  Being that purple is my favorite color, I started with that and worked my way from there.

Prescription diet

All of The Kids eat a complete diet of Hill’s Feline c/d.  The bulk of their food is dry c/d, but they also get canned c/d on a regular basis.  Oddly enough, they all think the canned version is a treat — so I get to be the good guy even though they’re still getting prescription food.

Now, you might be wondering why all four of them get prescription food when only one of them really needs it.  Well, that’s a simple question of availability.

With four healthy cats in the house, it’s impossible to give one of them something without giving it to all of them.  There’s no place in the house that is off limits to any of them, so you can’t hide it or put it up high enough to keep the rest of them away from it.

For that reason, they all get a healthy prescription diet.  It won’t hurt them since c/d is very good for them (obviously).  Outside of a slightly higher fat content, there’s no reason that all of them can’t eat the same thing.  For the three who don’t have urinary tract infections, I consider it preventative maintenance.

In Kako’s case, however, it’s absolutely essential.  Not to put too fine a point on it, it’s actually a matter of life and death in her case.

Kako’s going on a road trip

Well, perhaps "road trip" is a misnomer.  It's time for Kako's annual visit with the vet.  I seriously doubt she would think of this as a road trip considering how she dislikes leaving the house and even more seriously dislikes going to the doctor.

You may remember that Kako is prone to urinary tract infections.  In fact, even though she's only just surpassed five years of age, she's had three very significant infections — the first of which nearly killed her.

As with all animals, pain and suffering are signs of weakness and are therefore not disclosed until the they become overwhelming.  For that reason, Kako tends not to show symptoms of an infection until, in the DVM's words, it becomes "raging."

It was during her first visit to the vet with an infection that she was so aptly described as "very unpleasant" — by the veterinarian nonetheless.

You see, Kako has a wee bit of an attitude problem.  Being the only female in the house, she has to make up for her gender minority through the application of some serious attitude.

Yes, she's a bitch.  Yes, she constantly gives you the impression that she's being made to suffer through captivity.  Oh, she doesn't mind the free meals and free room and board and the attention and — without a doubt — the fact that she can hang out with her man (that would be Grendel).  Despite all these good things, however, Kako is her own woman and definitely feels as though she's owed something more than the perfect life she's already given.

Given her attitude under normal circumstances, you can undoubtedly guess that she becomes significantly more vituperative when she's ill.

But you can't help but love her because of her attitude.  In fact, it's one of the endearing qualities she has that ensures her a special place in my life.

That having been said, however, she's still a bitch.

And trips to the vet, even if only on an annual basis, can be quite unpleasant.  But I suppose that's part of what makes her visits to the doctor something to look forward to.

Part of her annual checkup is a pH test.  Because of her tendency for urinary tract infections, having her pH tested is standard maintenance for her condition.

Another part of maintaining her health is a prescription diet.  And, since I've put the kids back on prescription food, Kako has had no significant problems.

On President's Day (February 16), Kako will go visit the doctor, be poked and prodded, get her shots, suffer the alien anal probe (having her temperature checked), and all those other unpleasant activities that come with seeing the vet.  I normally only do rabies shots every year and get distemper every three years.  Doing otherwise is over medicating them and is entirely unnecessary (and possibly unhealthy).

This year just happens to be Kako's year to get all of her shots.

Expect an update on Kako's doctor appointment once it's completed.  Hopefully there will be nothing significant to report outside of the death and destruction she normally causes at the vet's office.

Strep is very unpleasant

I came down with strep throat this last week and spent at least two days in terrible misery.  I'm not sure why strep throat has to include the excruciating throat pain (like swallowing broken glass) and the extreme ear aches and the fever and… well, you know what it's like.  I slept at least two whole days (and I mean the full 24 hours each day) and still feel as though I need more sleep.  I'm feeling much better now, but I'm far from being myself.  You'd think a shot of penicillin would provide quicker and more complete relief.