Here’s one you can work into any conversation.  Better yet, try the corresponding action with everyone who pisses you off.

defenestrate (de·fen·es·trate): / dee FEN uh strate /
transitive verb

(1) to throw out of or through a window
(2) to abruptly expel or dismiss (uncommon)

[Coined from the prefix ‘de-‘ + Latin fenestra meaning “window.”]

Usage: Yes, Mr. Principal, I did in fact defenestrate the teacher after she hit me with a wooden spoon.