Don’t make me be unkind

The friendly fly had me so enraptured and entertained that I scarcely paid attention to my surroundings.  After all, I was on my own patio.

I leaned against the fence while snapping pictures of the fly as it scampered about the latticework and frames devouring whatever biological matter it could find.

Looking for a slightly better view, I stepped sideways and turned a bit.

Movement seen from the corner of my eye caught my attention and spun me around.

A female a paper wasp (Polistes exclamans) gathering pulp from the top of my patio fence (20080516_05312)

Atop the fence right where I had been leaning was a paper wasp (Polistes exclamans) bundling up another roll of pulp to add to her nest.

We had been so close…

Generally speaking, I like wasps.  Dirt daubers and mud daubers don’t bother me.  Cuckoo wasps and yellow jackets fascinate me.  Mason wasps and velvet ants beguile me.  And my favorite, the largest cicada-killer wasp imaginable, surrounds me each summer and keeps me enamored and full of joy.

But this kind of wasp?  Not so much.

As Wayne and I discussed in the comments here, paper wasps are highly unpredictable and illogically aggressive when there’s no need for it.

I remember as a young boy standing in the back yard holding my infant nephew on a hot summer day.  The grass freshly mowed proffered up its beautiful, memory-inducing scent.

Warm air blew against me like that from an oven, yet I loved it, loved the moment, loved the designs it drew in my mind that would stay with me forever.

Then a brief tickle caused me to look down.

On my right leg was a paper wasp.  This exact species, in fact.

I didn’t move.

Its stinger bobbed up and down against my skin as it crawled about.

Then it went in.

With no incitement to justify it, she stung me with a mean-spirited assault before flitting off into the sky.  That graciously happened when I was quite young, and that means it was before my allergy to wasp and ant stings had developed.

Nevertheless, I remember the experience like it was yesterday for it happened more than once.

It’s for that reason alone that I don’t trust paper wasps as a whole (other similar species have proven themselves equally and unnecessarily vicious).

So as I captured that image of her gathering up wood to turn into paper, I quietly warned her that I wouldn’t hesitate to be unkind if she or her cousins chose to nest on my patio.  Several decimated cellular structures already litter the ceiling and fence where they have tried—and failed—to colonize my home.

I don’t want to be unkind.  I don’t want to kill.  But more importantly, I don’t want paper wasps invading my territory.  The threat from them is quite real, and I don’t just mean their aggressive personalities and tendency to sting first and not ask questions later.

The point is simple: That old adage of “Don’t bother them and they won’t bother you” applies to all other wasp species I have encountered, but it doesn’t apply to paper wasps.  With dour personalities and malicious tendencies, they’re as unfriendly as you can get.

What of the tumors?

I’ve received many communiqués from those wondering about my father and the dangerous tumors in his head.

He is scheduled for surgery this Thursday morning.  That means I will be out of town for an undetermined period of time beginning Wednesday night.  I don’t know how long since it all depends on that which cannot be predicted.

As for his prognosis, the surgery is the biggest hurdle.  The greatest threat to his life outside of not removing the tumors happens to be the surgery itself.  There are other health issues that make going under the knife a very real threat.

All of the doctors agree, however, assuming he gets through the operation without major problems and the doctors successfully remove all of the offending tissue, that the odds are good he will recover quickly and will suffer no cataclysmic complications.

But there are a lot of assumptions there.

Smack!

I had been unable to take any walks for these past few weeks due to major back problems, so I delighted in setting out this morning for a wee jaunt.  Still sore and still in pain, I knew to keep the distance short, the walk steady and the footing sure.

On my way back home after but a few hours, I noticed two northern mockingbirds (Mimus polyglottos) at the water’s edge giving chase to any bird that approached.

I know mockingbirds are aggressive and chase predators and threats, but these two attacked everything.  Grackles, sparrows, fly catchers, black birds…  Nothing was safe.

Watching them closely and wondering to myself why they were in such a frantic state, I approached slowly with my eyes on their every move.

I stopped next to a sapling where they had been active and scanned the nearby trees.

Nothing.

Then the rough, gravelly scream of an attacking mockingbird pierced the air around me.  The sound was approaching my location.

Smack!

Right in the side of the head.  The mockingbird bounced off my baseball cap and flitted effortlessly into the sky, made a clean arc in front of me, landed in a tree opposite my location and stared at me relentlessly, its war cry filling the air as a warning.

Only in watching the marauder did I happen to look up.  Up into the branches of the sapling by my side.

No more than an arm’s length away in the top branch was the reason for all this drama: a fledgling mockingbird.

Its tail still undeveloped and blunt, almost as though cut off, it looked quite healthy and quite alarmed.

No wonder the parents had no tolerance for interlopers.

Careful not to frighten it or its mother and father, I walked away slowly while snickering at how clueless I had been.  Given the season, I should have known why the two adults were up in arms.

I also should have known not to stand in the middle of a parental battlefield like a dimwit.

I got what I deserved.  And I laughed about it the whole way home.

Do as the doctor ordered

Kako lying on the floor with sunshine flooding in from behind her (20080419_04137)

Kako abhorred enjoyed her annual visit with the vet today for her exam and vaccinations.  In truth, her unpleasantness was subdued compared to most visits.  Sometimes we should be grateful for what age can bring…

She did try several times to climb into the cabinets above the examination counter.  At home she enjoys the cupboards above the refrigerator, beneath the kitchen counters and below the bathroom sink, so this came as no surprise.  She was unfortunately denied this escape in the doctor’s office, and that meant she instead cuddled in my arms for shelter.  Oh darn!

Kazon sitting on the bed (20080426_04991)

Although her overall health and condition are good, she does have yeast infections in her ears.  That means medication for two weeks.

Given that both she and Kazon had terrible mite infestations in their ears when they were young, this comes as no surprise.  Neither of them can properly address ear cleanliness since both suffer from oversensitivity.

I need to do a better job with the Oticalm from now on to keep this from recurring.  Or so I hope…

Grendel lying on the floor with sunshine blanketing his back (20080419_04122)

While speaking with the doctor, she brought up Grendel.  You see, this is the same doctor who has spent a great deal of time helping him through his various health issues, from hip surgery to asthma to bladder and kidney stones to inflammatory bowel issues.

She mentioned, like Kazon, that Grendel can never again have vaccinations.  His intestinal disease is caused by an overzealous immune system.  Since vaccinations activate the immune system and heighten its sensitivity, giving him any vaccination would only aggravate the problem.

That means two of The Kids will forgo vaccinations.  So be it.

A close-up of al-Zill as he sleeps on the patio in the fading light of sunset (20080516_05305)

Finally, al-Zill is in the bathroom, captured earlier today and awaiting his chance to visit the doctor tomorrow before becoming the latest member of The Kids.  His reaction to being caught has been less than disruptive, more like reserved curiosity than uninhibited panic.  I find that a good sign.

Of him I know this: he needs tapeworm treatment, upper respiratory and rabies vaccinations, and flea and tick treatment (along with heartworm and other preventative medicines, the same as The Kids get on a monthly basis).  Once he returns from the vet tomorrow, I will begin the integration process just as I did with Vazra and Larenti.

Despite worries to the contrary, seven is not a terrible number, and it certainly doesn’t make me some bizarre feline fetishist who intends to grow a home full of cats until it becomes a health hazard.  I cannot rescue more, cannot fathom the weight of such an idea.

But I also know that, despite all those who have reminded me that we—I—can’t save every animal in need, I remain adamant with my response: “Why not try?”  Too many feel that self-imposed prerequisite burden is enough of a reason to abstain from attempt.  I feel no such limits.  Only my self-control and logical outlook tell me I can’t rescue more, can’t provide safe home and hearth for additional lives.

Nevertheless, he will no longer be an outside cat, no longer be a homeless vagabond living on my patio and, given his neurological damage and physical limitations, hoping to get through another day without suffering an unspeakable fate.

Of tents and predators

Little more than a month ago as I wandered the eastern shore of White Rock Lake on a gorgeous spring morning, I came across a familiar site.

A colony of eastern tent caterpillars (Malacosoma americanum) in a sapling (20080405_02972)

Eastern tent caterpillars (Malacosoma americanum) had invaded a sapling and built a respectable web.  Many of the ravenous beasts crawled along the small limbs while a few meandered about the outside of their silken tent.  The true horde, though, remained inside.

Two eastern tent caterpillars (Malacosoma americanum) on the outside of their web (20080405_02974)

As I took a closer look, I couldn’t help but find myself enthralled with the spectacular beauty of these larvae.  Destructive though they may be, they offer a mesmerizing splash of colors and designs, a singular nod to nature’s fabulous handiwork.

A solitary eastern tent caterpillar (Malacosoma americanum) climbing up a branch (20080405_02976)

I then forgot about the web and its inhabitants, and during subsequent walks I neither went back to check on them nor looked for additional colonies in other trees and other places.

Then yesterday I took special note of the growing abundance of a large fly, one of which kept visiting me on the patio in early evening.

After some investigation, I discovered this species is known as the friendly fly (a.k.a. government fly or large flesh fly; Sarcophaga aldrichi).  And it’s a predator or, to be more precise, a parasitoid.

A friendly fly (a.k.a. government fly or large flesh fly; Sarcophaga aldrichi) on the patio fence (20080516_05294)

Friendly flies are the single most important biological control mechanism for tent caterpillars.  Adult flies deposit live maggots on tent caterpillar cocoons, after which the maggots bore into the cocoons and feed on the pupating larvae.  This means the fly population grows only as the caterpillar population shrinks (or grows, depending on how you look at it), and a large outbreak of tent caterpillars means a subsequent increase in friendly flies.  Or so one would hope.

A friendly fly (a.k.a. government fly or large flesh fly; Sarcophaga aldrichi) on the patio fence (20080516_05292)

My fascination with the fly stemmed entirely from my fascination with insects, so it was only later that I realized the buzzing buddy really was a friend.  Non-biting and a pest only insofar as it swarms and lands on anything—like people and food—these large insects annoy us only because their numbers grow in direct relation to the service they provide: control of a defoliating monster that can cause significant damage.

A friendly fly (a.k.a. government fly or large flesh fly; Sarcophaga aldrichi) on the patio fence (20080516_05295)

[of special interest is that none of the fly images are macro shots]