So I wake up this morning and find a new user has registered on the site.  Cool, right?  Not precisely.

I immediately realized the username was too familiar and uncommon (Charlton2) to be anyone other than my favorite site spammer.  You'll remember Charlton has visited here before (first around March 27, 2004, and again around April 22, 2004).  Despite my having deleted the spam submission from the Web Links on both occasions and changing permissions for submitting web links so anonymous users like Charlton could no longer spam me, this idiot is still working hard to piss me off.

Obviously smart enough to realize anonymous users couldn't submit links anymore, Charlton was still stupid enough to sign up for an account using his real name in order to circumvent that limitation.

I am not a free advertising forum as I have made clear in the past.  I will not advertise your stupid child car seat or flat screen TV or lawn and landscaping business/site and absolutely refuse to link to any site that is run by someone as stupid and clueless as Charlton Conine (although I will admit the man has a diverse career with the baby car seats, flat screen TVs and lawn and landscaping businesses; what will he try next?).

Charlton – You are not welcome here at all.  I will not allow you to use my site as a free advertising forum.  I will not tolerate your brainless attempts to use me to further your own feeble-minded plan for domination of the child car seat market (and doesn't it sound silly?).  I will never approve your link and will never allow you to use my site for your nefarious and obviously not thought out plan to further your ranking on Google (No, I'm not a fool and completely understand what you're trying to accomplish).  You're an idiot and an asshole and are about the dumbest person I've ever encountered in my life.  You've apparently never learned the definition of the word "no."  I see your posts all over the web where you've done the same thing — activated an account on a site for the sole purpose of submitting your stupid links.  You're certainly the dimmest bulb in the chandelier, aren't you?  You are, to say the least, oblivious.  I bet you're in your early- to mid-forties, have never had sex and still live with your mother (thanks, Derek!).

For all the spam bots and crawlers out there, I'm posting Charlton's email addresses again so you can index them and spam him the way he spams me.

Email Address 1: webmaster@child-car-seats.com
Email Address 2: webmaster@mybigc.com
Email Address 3: webmaster@flat-screen-tv.org

Oh, and one more thing, Charlton.  You won't be getting your account password email from my site.  I've already deleted your account to make sure you understand my adamant and unwavering dislike for your activities.

Now, piss off and don't come back.