It’s surreal and other mental spillage

The news began with breaking coverage of a fatal 18-wheeler accident involving a wandering donkey.  They rushed to live helicopter coverage of the ongoing attempt to apprehend the killer equine.  It was like watching cannibals prepare dinner: surreal, bizarre, and completely engaging.  I am embarrassed to say that live coverage shamefully displayed real Texas cowboys failing to rope and stop this terrorist.  With murderous hooves clopping along freely through local fields and back roads, one could actually make out blood dripping from the ravenously mad smile gleaming with too many intimidating teeth.  My eyes blurred at the sight of the thing.  It was horrific to witness the ghastly creature expending little energy evading horseback riders from the Lone Star State.  My cheeks flush with embarrassment, I had to turn away from the grotesque carnage.  Only after several minutes and other news items did they interrupt again to proclaim victory.  The evil beast was apprehended and already en route to detention facilities!  I spilled my drink and lost my crack pipe as I leaped to my feet and applauded through tears of joy.  We again would be safe…

Ants seem intent on treating my patio as free-range territory ripe for plundering.  This presents a quandary: How do I stop them without endangering all the other wildlife?  Raccoons, opossums, armadillos, cats, birds of many feathers, badgers, most other bugs, and basically anything else not specifically an ant.  You know, the good stuff.  Is there some manner of control that is ecologically sound yet unrelenting when it comes to ants?  The shadows in my mind desire to fill their eyes with mass Formicidae murder.  I must clarify that those voices only wish to stop interlopers with an unmistakable impasse.  To wit: the insect version of an electric fence and strategic Keep Out signs.  Just askin’.

Chira and Vazra are both MIA.  I have not seen Chira since May 28.  I have not seen Vazra since May 31.  There are many cats in this area — I have pictures of some of them that I will be posting — and there certainly is reason to believe that feline interference is at play.  But there are certainly a lot of options including foxes, some measure of the previous wildlife list, dogs, people, cars, disease, parasites, and a great many other dangers.  Chira was a bit thinner the last time I saw him.  Vazra’s painful knots were increasing their assault.  Now, I can do nothing about either problem.  I find the situation frustrating and a bit worrisome.  This is precisely why The Kids stay inside except when absolutely necessary (e.g., going to the vet).  There are too many threats and dangerous distractions in that world; they need not be subjected to it.

I have a somewhat cluttered week taking shape.  Rick and Alice are going out of town Wednesday morning on business and will not be back until early next week, so I will be dog- and house-sitting for him.  Presently, there is construction work taking place at his house at least through Friday, so I will also be monitoring that and standing in as the second-shift manager.  You no doubt comprehend what a thrill that prospect represents.

All things considered and being equal, Wylie and I will go to Plano this weekend to visit my godson (which, incidentally, would equate to a visit with xocobra and LD).  Friday night, perhaps, all things…

My quest for experiences has proposed a road trip to Austin — tomorrow! — to see the Congress Avenue Bridge bat colony.  This measure has been taken up by the board and is being given serious consideration.  That means the voices within are discussing it.  I have found this a reasonable approach to decisions where opinions may vary, and these mental inhabitants are amicable to the practice.  If I do journey to our state’s capital, I would leave in the afternoon and, all things, would be back around midnight.  All of this assumes, of course, that the world really isn’t coming to a grinding halt tomorrow.  We shall see about that and the board’s final decision on the idea.

I will likely go out to East Texas the weekend of June 10-11.  This also is being considered by the board.

As I type this, Loki is asleep on the desk with his back legs resting on my arm.  There is something about the way he has thrown himself into position that resembles a lifeless rag doll.  He powernaps.  It is a word created many years ago for the way he survives with significantly less sleep than other cats.  When he sleeps, however, he sleeps deeply.  I once mistook it for death and began crying.  His head dangled over the edge of a piece of cat furniture.  I lifted his head.  He did not move.  I lowered his head before lifting it again.  He still did not move.  I repeatedly raised and lowered his head as the volume increased in my repeating interrogatory of “Loki?”  It took 15 or 20 seconds for him to wake up.  I was in tears and practically screaming by then.  Very slowly, eyes only partially open and already showing disinterest and annoyance, he looked at me.  I learned then the depth of the place to which he goes.  It seems a fun place despite abyssal reaches for he runs, talks, twitches, chases, fights, and otherwise experiences the fullness of life while he is there.  His dreams, from the outside anyway, are vivid and vast.  They all dream, of course, and each in their own way.  Despite the commonality, Loki’s dreams always intrigue me the most due to his very non-feline sleeping habits.  I believe they spring from the trust he has of this environment and its inhabitants; consequently, there is great comfort in watching him sleep.

I need to contact Wayne and schedule a shindig of some kind.  Perhaps he and the wife would like to go to dinner, or just get together and hang like the badasses we are, or run naked through fields of thorny bushes, or whatever it is that might give us pause to visit.  Alright, I admit I have no interest in the thorny bush idea.  That was submitted by the board and not checked for content before publication.  The point stands amended.  We apologize for any confusion.

After posting the video of Kazon, I perused what I have online already and realized it favors Kazon.  This is not indicative of playing favorites or lack of content.  I have several dozen videos yet to review.  They have just worked out the way they have worked out through no intentional design.  Allow me to offer that I have videos on many subjects besides The Kids.  As I get time…  Regarding that video of Kazon taken today, he pulled a double-whammy on me and later used the other kind of asking: the begging, pleading, almost mournful asking that also can not be refused.  It repeatedly declares “Oh Daddy woe is me I’m the poor pitiful Puppy who is starving and hasn’t eaten for a very long time and I’m already too weak to make it back to the food and water bowls and you can’t count that snack earlier because it was a treat and isn’t really a meal and golly since I’m in the kitchen and you’re in the kitchen too do you think you could find something else for us oh thank you very much Daddy do you know how much I love you Daddy ooh was that my stomach growling…”  It is a purely selfish moment as he plays me like a master violinist might play a Stradivarius.

This post has been cathartic in unexpected ways.  You know, like an enema for the synapses.

Open thread

Weekend Cat Blogging #52 is celebrating its first anniversary.

Carnival of the Cats #115 is simply purr-fect to fulfill your feline fetish.

This could be rather interesting if it turns out to be true.  Also, I doubt this will interest most of you as much as it interests me.  The Quantum AetherDynamics Institute has published results which they claim represents a solid, empirical Unified Field Theory for physics.  If this is true and if the math is as solid as it at first appears, such a discovery could revolutionize our understanding of space-time, the universe, and everything in it.  It’s important to understand that a workable and solid Unified Field Theory, something Einstein himself was desperate to find, is the Holy Grail of physics.  I’ll be watching this closely as their results are published and peer review takes place.  [via Science Blog]

Birds in the News 61 (v2n12) has lots of great photos and news from the avian world, including an update on and photo of the ferruginous cactus pygmy-owl as well as a disturbing bit of news about what may be the first bird species critically endangered by global warming.  You’ll also find more updates on the H5N1 avian flu strain.

Lax Enforcement Puts Patients’ Files At Risk, Critics Say: “In the three years since Americans gained federal protection for their private medical information, the Bush administration has received [19,420] complaints alleging violations but has not imposed a single civil fine and has prosecuted just two criminal cases.”  I guess that means HIPAA was just an empty promise to keep our medical information secured; the government appears to have no real interest in enforcing the law.  In the meantime, “the lack of civil fines has sent a clear message that health organizations have little to fear if they violate HIPAA.”

Jupiter’s Great Red Spot and Red Jr. are converging on each other.  “The two biggest storms in the solar system are about to go bump in the night, in plain view of backyard telescopes.”

Drinking coffee makes you more open-minded.  Need I say more?  Yet another scientific discovery in support of my Starbucks addiction.

The FMA open thread

Regarding the Federal Marriage Amendment…

Wishing to protect marriage by banning it for non-heterosexuals, this offensive attempt to insert discrimination into the Constitution is nothing more than the dehumanization of a minority, the intentional infliction of inferior rights on a group already disenfranchised.  Sadly, if it in fact represents a piece of legislation intended to protect marriage, it fails to address incest, divorce, infidelity and adultery, sex out of wedlock, prostitution (something I think should be legal, but that’s another post…), masturbation, fellatio, anilingus, cunnilingus, and many other examples of those activities which are not for procreation and which might interfere with the healthy relationship of a patriarchally-defined married heterosexual couple.

Rather than burn more brain cells on this disgustingly abusive nonsense, I’ll just point out some of the better items I’ve seen today.

From The New York Times:

President Bush devoted his Saturday radio speech to a cynical boost for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. It was depressing in the extreme to hear the chief executive trying to pretend, at this moment in American history, that this was a critical priority.

[…]

The aim of the president’s radio address — which darkly warned that Massachusetts and San Francisco (nudge, nudge) are going to destroy marriage — is the same as the Republican leadership’s plans to trot out one cultural hot button after another in the coming weeks. After gay marriage comes the push for a constitutional ban on flag burning, a solution in search of a problem if there ever was one.

All this effort to divert the nation’s attention to issues that divide and distract would be bad enough if the country were not facing real, disastrous problems at home and abroad. But then, if that weren’t the case, Mr. Bush probably wouldn’t feel moved to stoop so low.

From Keith Boykin’s open letter to George W. Bush:

I have a suggestion. I used to teach American government to college students in Washington, and I believe I learned something there that might be helpful. When you took the oath of office last year, you swore that you would “preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.” The oath is only one sentence long so I’m sure you remember that part. So why not start there? Why not use the Constitution as a place to start in making tough decisions? Why not follow the example set by our framers of using the Constitution to protect and expand the rights of the people? And why not continue the example set by hundreds of years of American leaders of using the Constitution to help rather than to harm people?

[…]

Marriage is a bond between the people who enter into it. To use the term “democracy” to justify your plan for government discrimination against some of those people is an affront to democracy and an affront to me as an African American. Were it not for what you call “activist judges,” blacks might still be prohibited from marrying outside their race in Virginia and several other states today. It was the nine “activist judges” of the U.S. Supreme Court who unanimously rectified this problem and rejected your discriminatory approach exactly 39 years ago next Monday. They were guided by the Constitution, just as you should be.

[…]

At a time when our country should rededicate itself to the fight against the deadliest new disease of our lifetimes, we find ourselves fighting one another instead. At a time when we should be discussing how homophobia has prevented us from responding to the AIDS crisis, our leaders are ready to inscribe new homophobia into the most sacred document of our government. At a time when we should be plotting strategies to move forward in the fight against AIDS, we find ourselves moving backwards into old debates from 25 years ago.

From John at AMERICAblog:

Bush says courts shouldn’t be permitted to decide who can marry who. That’s exactly what happened in Loving v. Virginia, and the public was NOT happy about it. So, rather than pull some cute argument about how blacks aren’t like gays, Bush needs to tell us directly – if the courts aren’t empowered to decide who can marry whom, then is the Loving v. VA decision wrong since an activist court overruled the will of the people?

From a recent poll of Americans (politically, the poll splits at 46% who voted for President Bush and 36% who voted for John Kerry in the 2004 election):

Asked to name the most serious moral crisis in America today, 28% of Americans cite “kids not raised with the right values”; followed by 22% saying “corruption in government/business”; 17% saying “greed and materialism” or “people too focused on themselves”; and only 3% citing “abortion and homosexuality.”

[…]

[From another poll cited] What issue do you think should be the top priority for the president and Congress to deal with?

The top five responses were:

Situation in Iraq/war: 42%
Fuel/oil prices/lack of energy sources/the energy crisis: 29%
Immigration/illegal aliens: 23%
Economy in general: 14%
Poor healthcare/ hospitals; high cost of healthcare: 12%

I suppose gay marriage could be classed with “Ethics/moral/religious/family decline”, which was the 20th of the 28 issues listed by respondents, important to only 1% of those polled.

From someone who watches Fox News:

What we have here is a too obvious political play that unfortunately scapegoats a minority as a means to gather votes. This is unkind, manipulative and divisive. My wife and I are Christians. We are not remotely confused abut our own marriage. Are we supposed to care about this because some other Christians are offended? Does this really threaten traditional marriage? Are there truly couples in traditional marriages who are personally confused and threatened by this? Fear not! We know two women who both earlier had children from a traditional marriage. They later lived with one another. They’ve also made sure their children have male influences. Why not let them and all their children have health insurance benefits and no extra problems? I say this to President Bush: We as a nation ought not impose particular religious beliefs on strangers doing no harm in the name of gathering votes.

And how does the White House describe this gay-bashing maneuver?  Tony Snow, the White House Spokesperson, called the FMA “civil rights legislation”…

Finally, let’s go back to Bush’s Saturday radio address.  He said:

In our free society, people have the right to choose how they live their lives. And in a free society, decisions about such a fundamental social institution as marriage should be made by the people…

He presumably meant the people can make the decision only after some level of government does.  But he continued by saying that we should permanently restrict how one particular minority — the gays — are actually allowed to lead their lives, mainly sans the promise of equal protection under the law.  All laws.

But it gets better.  He then said:

As this debate goes forward, we must remember that every American deserves to be treated with tolerance, respect, and dignity. All of us have a duty to conduct this discussion with civility and decency toward one another, and all people deserve to have their voices heard.

What he meant to say is that all non-dissenting voices will be heard.  You see, the Republican/conservative evil machine has already decided for the rest of us.  They intend to stop any possibility of the GLBT community being treated as equals in our society, and that means no matter what me might say, we really won’t be heard.  Our voices are silenced given the course of action already in play.  I guess Bush misspoke.

Let me close with this: The amendment will not get through Congress, so it will never be presented to the states (people) for ratification.  There was never any hope of this passing, yet here it is, a disgusting and divisive political ploy by the hateful bigots on the right who feel themselves above their own religious convictions (the Bible specifically prohibits this kind of action), above the Constitution (it ensures equal protection and is there to guard minorities from the majority, yet here we are trying to reverse that trend), above morality (need I explain why discrimination is against all good moralities?), above decency (hello!), above respect (those in favor have no intention of hearing the other side of the debate, nor will they ever respect the gays), and above American values — this one is most self-evident.

Now, I’ll try to step down from my soapbox.

Well, that burning question has been put to rest

From Reuters:

KIEV (Reuters) – A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”

Hallelujah, amen, and goddamn praise the lord!  Anyone else want to prove god exists?

Daddy, you gotta gimme something

Kazon follows me everywhere.  That’s the first thing you’ll notice in this video as I walk back and forth in the kitchen.  It is that part of his need for me that earned him the “Puppy” nickname.  He is in every possible way my puppy dog.  Second, you’ll notice he’s asking for something with that half-purr-half-meow voice he uses.  It is one of many different parts of his communications tool chest.  In this case, he wanted either a treat or some attention, and he’s not so finicky as to decline both were they offered.  Needless to say, they all got healthy doses of both right after the camera stopped rolling.

This video is in Windows Media Player (WMV) format.  It’s 1:14 (one minute and fourteen seconds) in length and is about 3.59 MB (so be prepared for the download if you’re using dial-up).