How unprofessional!

Now I’m naming names.

You see, the internet is the Wild West of the common era.  Do something bad and people are apt to wipe your name through the digital mud.

And that’s what I intend to do here.

FlameTV, “an independent television production company based in London,” recently sent me an e-mail requesting free rights forever to use one of my photographs worldwide in whatever media they so desired, whether that be the “new comedy series for the UK” they claimed to be developing or any other outlet to which they decided to submit it.

What they requested for such use was that I “sign a materials release form for the photo, which would grant FlameTV a non-exclusive license for world transmission, in all media for perpetuity.”

In trade?  They said they would “be more than happy to write a short statement for [my] portfolio about [FlameTV’s] usage of [my] image.”

Yep.  That’s it.  For commercial use of a picture, all they can offer is a note to my parents to say they used the picture for commercial purposes.  That’s it.  Nothing else.  Not a damn thank you or a reach-around or even a peck on the cheek.

So I replied in the negative with this message to Sam Shepherd, the FlameTV representative who e-mailed me:

Thank you so much for contacting me regarding the use of my photograph.

Unfortunately, I do not grant unpaid licenses for any image if intended for commercial purposes, especially in perpetuity and for all media.

Please understand photography is a hobby for me and no portfolio is forthcoming; therefore, except in cases of not-for-profit use, I’m rather exacting when it comes to licensing my work for profit.

Again, I appreciate you taking the time to contact me regarding this matter. If FlameTV wishes to reassess its licensing terms in this regard, I’d be more than happy to discuss an arrangement.

Basically, they offered me nothing, so I gave them nothing.  If they want to make a profit with content they didn’t create without sharing said profit, they can do it elsewhere.

As someone who has been in the professional world for decades, I know the importance of not burning bridges.  Therefore, even when denying something (like employment or rights or whatever), I always left a sweet taste in the mouth of those I contacted.

In this case, that meant I should have received a “thank you for your consideration and feedback” message.

What did I get instead?

The immeasurable silence of amateurism, the cold shoulder of unprofessional conduct perpetrated by those wanting something for nothing.

Like spoiled children, FlameTV stalked off several days ago sans any response, sans any professional action that would intimate they intended to conduct business with fairness, equality, competence, and know-how.

Instead, they blew me off and didn’t offer even a parting handshake.

Pitiful.  Unprincipled.  Pathetic.  Dishonorable.

Plainly said, that was WRONG!

Dabbling

Vis-à-vis:

For those not familiar with the northern pintail, it is a species of dabbling duck, so called because such fowl upend on the water’s surface (leaving butts in the air).  This allows them to graze beneath the surface.  These ducks rarely dive.  It’s of note that mallards are also dabbling ducks.

As are many other species that inhabit White Rock Lake.  Like these:

Two unidentified ducks dabbling near the shore of White Rock Lake

Both are males (hence the curly tail feathers), but what species they are I haven’t a clue.  There are other photos which hopefully can aid in that endeavor.

Just not this one.

An unidentified duck dabbling near the shore of White Rock Lake

Still, both show where dabbling ducks get their moniker.

And for those who must know, this is indeed gratuitous duck butt.  You know you like it.

[Update] I have since identified the white duck as a pekin duck (a.k.a. domestic duck, white pekin duck, or Long Island duck; Anas domesticus).

Imagine

Imagine whole worlds discovered in your own memories, entire universes kept away from cobwebs and dust within the confines of what you have gone through.

Then imagine spending two months diligently perusing those recollections, from journal entries and blog posts to every photograph ever captured.

And all in a quest to identify the marvels of nature to which you have been exposed.

Such imagining would bring you to the beginning of the journey I have only finished today.  Or at least mostly finished.

On the day before my birthday, I set upon a quest to build a Life List.  As I pointed out at the time, though,

[a] life list, as far as I’m concerned, should be a living document of all the nature one sees.  All the life if you will, and that seems terribly important given the name.  If birders want to control a list label, let them have “bird list” or “avian register” or “winged catalog” or something equally meaningful.

I wanted my Life List to be inclusive, encompassing of whatever nature could throw at me.

To that end, I swam to the deepest depths of my every experience.  I read every journal entry I ever wrote, I read every blog post I ever digitally penned, and I viewed with great care every photograph I ever took.

The point?  To remember, to fill my Life List with all that to which I have been exposed and of which I have tangible remembrances, meaningful tidbits of mental retention that allow me to identify and appreciate the experience.

And that is precisely what I have done.

Almost completely, by the way, although certainly not wholly inclusive of what is to come.

My life list now contains hundreds of species personally seen over nearly four decades.

While I’d like to say I plumbed the very bottom of my life for every scrap of wonderful discovery, such a statement would in fact be a lie.  Certainly many images present themselves from childhood that would seem to offer yet another entry.  Nevertheless, I would be remiss to include them for all the fallacy and wide-eyed wonder of a mind not yet capable of appreciating the difference between what one feels at the sight of a thing and what one sees at the site of a thing (site and sight used intentionally, thank you very much).

I still have many pages of notes to peruse in search of additional items to include.  Likewise, I have a litany of pictures that need further investigation.  All in due time, I assure you.

I still cannot help but be overwhelmed by what I’ve accomplished these past eight weeks.  More importantly, I can’t help but be touched by my own careful notes and particular focus when it came to every new incident in which I found myself viewing a heretofore unimagined splendor offered forth by nature.

The fruits of that rediscovery now offer me a living inventory of what I hold dear, of what I want my life to be about: encountering the magnificence of what I fear will all too soon be lost, and more importantly, appreciating it enough to really see, to really comprehend what tickles my senses.

Lest you think me mad for the endeavor, allow me to explain a bit of why and what I did.

Most of me fears this soon will become a list of what was, not what is, and a litany of that which others will never see again.  It behooves me on that basis alone to document what seems of the utmost importance personally and philosophically.  If never to be seen again, let it be known here that something was seen at one time, was seen in its natural habitat when it thrived, or even only survived by its fingernails, but still when it lived the life evolution guided it to over immeasurable eons.

I wish not to include rudimentary imaginings about what might have been seen throughout my life, so only true identifications have been included.

Perhaps it was but the drive down a rural road with Mom and Dad when we spotted a coyote dashing across the blacktop in front of us, when I nearly sent Mom tumbling from the back seat into the front seat as I slammed on the brakes so I could stop and look while that dashing canine stood on the side of the road and looked back.  We all flattened our noses against the windows on the driver’s side so we could get a closer look.

Or perhaps it was standing in Puget Sound during a business trip to Bellevue, Washington (a satellite city of Seattle), when I spied a pod of killer whales dancing in the depths and breaking the surface with their antics, and there I stood with their reflection playing in my eyes as I pondered how lucky I was to see such a thing, what with the young and old, the experienced and the juvenile all swimming in concert where so many take them for granted as they drive from place to place.

Or perhaps even still it was growing up in a house not far from where I live now with a massive pecan tree and a lively peach tree growing in the front yard.  We climbed that pecan tree more often than I can admit, and equally we enjoyed the bounty of that peach tree every year in cobblers, pies, cakes, and all manner of what at the time seemed extravagant uses of a simple fruit.

Or—and damn me for thinking of it—perhaps again it’s the grand weekend in Oklahoma when all manner of ticks covered every outside surface, each of them perched upon chair and limb with front legs outstretched, each brown little arachnid immediately responsive to the lightest of breaths.

Or in the simplicity of the cosmos, perhaps it’s as common as the flitting moth dashing by as I stand on the patio bathing myself in seasonal beauty, the armadillo marching by as I enjoy my morning coffee, the deer I pause for as I leave the family farm, the birds nesting in the tree right outside my bedroom door, the woodpecker I notice as I walk about the lake where I live, or the spider building a web in a solitary corner of my living room.

The point being this: my Life List is compiled from reality, the product of nearly forty years of living, a life full of happenings that ultimately included the desire to notice, to truly see that which rested before my feeble human eyes.

A living document if ever one existed, my Life List now takes shape within the confines of the reachable.  It will grow unimaginably well within the confines of the expected, the wet and fertile ground of my quest to observe.

Now imagine if you were to be so diligent about realizing what your senses sense whenever you’re not asleep.  Just imagine…

Return of the tempests

February 5—just last Tuesday—severe thunderstorms developed in North Texas, the same storms that would move toward the east while spawning a multitude of tornadoes.  All that destruction began here, began just west of the DFW metroplex, and as it lurked eastward it grew more powerful, more deadly.

But for us, at least here at White Rock Lake in Dallas, the severity swung shy of deadly.  Let it be said, however, and as I told Jenny as I sat here under dark, forbidding skies with wind rattling the windows and howling around the patio, I felt the storms even then were of the tornadic variety.  I specifically mentioned to her in an IM chat that I felt as though I witnessed a typical springtime thunderstorm developing and moving in, one full of spinning winds powerful and ghoulish enough to give life to that most destructive kind of storm.

Yet we in Texas were spared the ravages of what these tempests unleashed as they moved by us, as they moved away from the Lone Star State toward unsuspecting winter inhabitants throughout the region.  For these were not typical winter storms, not the kind we have witnessed before.  These were in fact the selfsame destroyers of lives we see in spring and, less frequently, in autumn.

In early February though?  Hardly.

Still, there they were, spinning up as they approached, and when they arrived I knew without a doubt that something fierce have been unleashed upon us.

At first I tried stepping out to the patio to snap some photos of the approaching squall.  As that faces west and the storms began developing in that direction, it seemed the best place to grab a photo or two.

Not!

Heavy rain and hail falling over a nearby parking lot

I pushed the bedroom door open and took one step before being pummeled with heavy rain and hail.  Fierce winds drove the downpour almost horizontally.  When it was all said and done, traces of the deluge rested as high as my head on the outside walls, and that after blowing in under the roof.

That single photograph resulted from my feeble attempt to face the onslaught.  The large, thick white stripes in the air do not demonstrate heavy rain.  Those are streaks in the image left by sizable hail.

I had to go back inside and dry off the camera and lens.  I couldn’t take a chance on getting hit with the hail, let alone having the camera assaulted directly by either the icy bombs or the torrential rain.

That said, I didn’t have to wait long to go back outside.

While severe, the thunderstorms were small and moving quickly, growing in strength and size as they moved over us toward the east.  The worst of it was over in five minutes or so.

Only then could I see how serious it had been.

The ground covered in sizable hail from a February thunderstorm

Buried under a solid coat of ice, the ground became a very different world.  A beautiful one, yes, but equally a sign of the danger that passed.

The nickel-sized volley left on the earth carried with it leaves and limbs from whatever it could overcome.  I found that a sizable bit of detritus.

A close-up of sizable hail covering the ground after a February thunderstorm

Only as they moved on and organized into something devastating did it become clear what we had escaped by falling under the shadow of this tempest’s beginning.

With winter still in place, North Texas finds itself once again under the gun.  We now have a significant chance of similar storms this evening through tomorrow morning, a dark beast of anger coming with the winds, coming as the vanguard of another cold front sweeping through the unusually warm and tropical airmass that rests over us.

This night well could be another harbinger of the return of the tempests.  Spring is starting terribly early this year…

[note: al-Zill found the cat carrier I placed on the patio for him can provide only so much protection when a lateral bombardment is taking place; the carrier has air spaces around the top section; these allowed more than a bit of rain and hail to pummel him as he lay there seeking refuge from the storm; thankfully, he quickly made his way under a nearby car where—at least—only his feet got wet; I fear the same for this evening, so I’m already looking for a way to shield the carrier on the side that faces the patio fence]

Unpaid in perpetuity

While I’m still waiting on the final word regarding publication of a photograph in a regional nature guide, I received yet another request for licensing rights for one of my pictures.  This one, however, has me looking askance at best.

I’m writing to you on behalf of […] an independent television production company based in London. We are currently looking for photographs to use in a new comedy series for the UK, and I would like to ask your permission to use your photo […].

If you consent, we would require you to sign a materials release form for the photo, which would grant [us] a non-exclusive license for world transmission, in all media for perpetuity. I can have this emailed or faxed to you.

Let us be clear on this.

They are requesting legal permission to utilize one of my images for commercial purposes, one to be broadcast in all media in which they choose to dabble, and they want that right indefinitely.

Probably aware of what’s being asked for in light of what’s not being offered, the letter closed with this statement:

[I]f we do use the image I’ll be more than happy to write a short statement for your portfolio about our usage of your image.

Let’s be clear about something: I’m not a professional photographer, and I have no plans to ever be one.  It’s nothing more than a hobby for me.

That means I have no portfolio—not technically or otherwise—and I never will.

Therefore my images are personal, items not meant to drum up business or prospects.

Asking to use the image forever in whatever way they deem fit, all without proper attribution or payment, seems presumptive and—not to put too fine a point on it—dreadfully mercenary.

I’m declining this offer as it stands.  I hate to do that, mind you, but I must.