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He’s at it again

Kazon sitting near the patio doors (162_6242)

You know how much Kazon likes to open doors—any door.  Cabinets aren’t a problem for him, an ability he’s taught to the rest of The Kids.  But more intriguing is that regular doors aren’t a problem for him either.  Remember the laundry room door he so expertly opened so he and his sister could go inside and play?

What makes this talent so fascinating is this: Kazon’s just not a smart guy.  He’s sort of a dumb jock.  There are times he doesn’t remember his own ass when he jumps on something, and that usually leaves him dangling precariously with his front end on the target and his back end swinging in the wind.

His lack of intellectual prowess makes his skills with doors all the more mesmerizing—and unusual.  Yet he is in every sense of the word an expert when it comes to opening them.

As I explained in the original post about this, “If there’s a doorknob, he understands what it’s for and will try to use it.  If there’s a handle, he’ll try to grab it and pull it down.  If it’s a cupboard door, he knows to use his front paws to pull it open far enough to get his head inside — followed by the rest of him.”  I have been repeatedly amazed by him in this matter.  I know he’s learned from watching people that doorknobs open doors and that handles pull down and open doors, and he’s put these observations to use in his own endeavors.

But he’s not always successful.  And that brings me to this video.

I was doing laundry one day and he had been in the laundry room with me, but I made him leave when I was ready to close the doors and go about my other chores.  What I didn’t realize was that he wasn’t done in there, at least not yet.

The moment I walked away, he proceeded to try his magic.  You’ll see him reach for the doorknobs, try to snag the tiny space between the doors, try to reach under them for leverage (which is how he normally opened those particular doors anyway), and basically search for an easy way in.  However, he wasn’t particularly serious about getting in there and gave it only half the effort he normally would.  Eventually—and let’s be honest: probably because he forgot what he was doing or why he wanted in—he decided it was too much work and gave up.

Another blast from the past

To quote: “There are times when I wonder what I was thinking when I decided to trash certain photos.  That’s never more true than when I go through old images of The Kids as I have done recently.”

I’ve discovered in the past few weeks a great many pictures from long ago that I apparently decided were not worth posting.  Although I kept them in my photo archive, I removed them from the active batch from which I cull blog material.  Many are of The Kids; some aren’t.

So when I started searching for specific items and ran across stuff I thought I should share, I began wondering about my decision making long ago when I dumped them to begin with.  Mind you, I’ve never claimed to be sane.

Let me get back on track, though.

Here are two photos of The Kids from late 1998.  Kako and Kazon had only just been adopted.  Grendel and Loki, on the other hand, were left wondering what fresh new hell had invaded their territory and stable, comfortable, happy little home.

Loki in the box and Grendel in front of him, both watching Kako and Kazon playing beside the box

That’s Loki sitting in the box and Grendel sitting out in front, both of them watching Kako and Kazon trying to dig under the box from the side.  You can see most of Kazon with his tail sticking out, but Kako is reduced to a smidgen of black visible next to him.

And this was my first attempt to get a photograph of all four of them shortly after The Twins were adopted.  Although Grendel (at bottom) and Loki (at top) sat nicely and looked up at the camera, both Kako (at right) and Kazon (at left) seemed to have more important matters to tend to.

Loki and Grendel sitting on the kitchen floor while Kako and Kazon go on about their business

When they were kittens

There are times when I wonder what I was thinking when I decided to trash certain photos.  That’s never more true than when I go through old images of The Kids as I have done recently.

Let’s be clear: I have thousands of photographs I’ve taken over the years.  There are many taken before digital cameras, and there are just as many taken afterward (and growing).

I suspect there are scanned images I thought were too poor of quality to be presentable.  But don’t we all have such images that still capture some moment in time that we never want to forget?  I thought so.

That leads me to these photographs taken more than eight years ago with a disposable camera.  They show the then recently adopted Kako and Kazon hanging out with Grendel.

As the newly appointed alpha cat following Henry‘s passing, Grendel obviously was the best choice for befriending by the two sickly kittens.  Also, he’s such an affectionate cat who loves attention that he was happy to have some new fans who would hang out with him.

Please note these pictures were taken shortly after Grendel’s hip surgery for bone spurs.  That’s why his rear quarter looks like it had been shaved and was just starting to regrow fur.

First, Kako resting against Grendel while he kisses Kazon’s head:

Kako and Kazon as kittens resting with Grendel

Yes, that reflection on the left side of the photo is my fat finger hanging out in front of the lens.  Now you see why I never claim to be more than an amateur photographer.  Very amateur.

Here’s a similar shot taken a day or two later.  They’re right back on the afghan Grendel loved so much (it has since met its match in cat claws and been discarded).

Kako and Kazon as kittens resting with Grendel

That clueless little face staring at me is Kazon.  That’s the same blank look I mentioned after the first photo on his page.

Christmas 1998 rolled around a few months after I adopted The Twins.  The tree skirt, as you might have expected, made for a welcoming bed.

Kako and Kazon as kittens resting with Grendel on the Christmas tree skirt

You can see Kako sleeping against her man while Kazon nestles against her.

And here’s a different moment in time when The Twins had already fallen asleep together under the tree when Grendel decided to join them.  It wasn’t too long after this picture was taken that the kittens awoke, realized he was there, and moved to join him.

Kako and Kazon as kittens resting with Grendel on the Christmas tree skirt

Kazon has his back to the camera in that photo while Kako, just on the other side of him, is already showing her white roots and distinctive white-but-black fur motif.

Around the same time The Twins were adopted, Derek purchased a new computer.  The box it came in made for plenty of feline fun.  Here’s Kazon on the box, Kako on the floor beside it, and Grendel lying in front of them.

Kazon on the box, Kako on the floor beside him, and Grendel lying out in front of them

In the box, as you can see, are several toys and a paper sack.  Now that’s so much cat entertainment that it gives me chills just looking at it.

I’m sure you’re wondering by now why Kako and Kazon didn’t likewise hang out with Loki.  That’s simple: He’s the devil and had no time for pleasantries, so he often beat up on the new kids in the house just for the fun of it.  If they were in the way, they’d regret it.  If they had something he wanted, similarly they’d regret it.  And the list goes on.  Would you expect less from the god of mischief?  Still, that doesn’t mean there are no photos showing them together.  Take this one for instance:

The kitten Kako trying to lie on my lap while Loki walks all over her

That’s Kazon trying to nap on my lap while Loki trounces him with his innocent-yet-intentional lack of concern for the kittens.  His mind was focused on his own needs, as it is at all times, and he decided he wanted my lap.  But the tiny ball of fur was in the way, so he got walked on until he finally left.

My little predator

Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new ‘fire’ stuff on the environment, you’re being chased and eaten by most of the planet’s large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr.

— Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat

Kazon offering his puppy dog eyes
A close-up of Kazon with a serious look on his face

Doesn’t Kazon look like a ferocious killer?